underoosstark:

thenameisdog:

THIS JUST MADE ME SO HAPPY

bpdvarric:

@ anybody trying to give me verbal instructions

gnarlygnat:

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

roxanna-hardplace:

stranger on phone: “I’ll be there in like 5 minutes, 10 tops”

nearby gays: “10 tops?!”

square-enix:

sometimes you just gotta come home at midnight and use your 3d printer to print a little plastic fish